|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:45:53 GMT
Did you feel that you weren’t quite annoying enough without adding a delusional sense of grandeur? Because I promise you, you are annoying enough. In fact, you’re the number one contender for the middle weight annoyance crown.
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:46:05 GMT
Oh, from one hell to another.
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:47:18 GMT
Every one of our parents does some considerable emotional damage and from what I’ve heard it just might be the best part of being a parent.
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:47:48 GMT
Word to the wise, there, Astro: Sarcasm does not sit well with the Big Dog, so consider this a warning. Because the next time I hear you mumble some snarky little passive-aggressive aside, I’m going to look into your heart, pick out your greatest insecurity, and shine the world’s brightest spotlight on it for the remainder of your natural-born days. Now, riddle me this, Fido: Just exactly why does every Asian person who’s passing us by in the hallway, here, keep giving you the old stink-eye?
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:48:16 GMT
You are so very useless, I counted you both twice.
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:48:29 GMT
What could you possibly want from me in exchange for my support? Because I’m telling you right now, I am not dating that daughter of yours.
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:48:47 GMT
I…hate…Robert Kelso. I hate his family, I hate his friends, I hate the guy that cleans his vaguely racist little lawn jockey; in fact, I hate anybody who ever even associates with him. Is that clear?
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:49:03 GMT
Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won’t they, and then they finally do and they’re happy forever — gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren’t right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced, anyway. And I’m telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven’t. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don’t care, ’cause I do…believe in it. Bottom line…is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but, the big difference is, they don’t let it take ‘em down.
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:49:23 GMT
I’ve seen that kid. Horrible doctor. I would sooner leave my medical care in the hands of Dr. Acula. Yes, I read your vampire screenplay and as much as it pains me to say it, I didn’t hate it. Here’s what you do with this Keith: Turn the heat up on his ass and he’ll make a mistake. Then bounce him out of here.
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:49:35 GMT
Dorian, again! That I don’t know if it’s the hormones or if the baby is actually eating the the bitch-cells but Jordan has…softened.In fact last night she…she ask me to cuddle her.
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:49:46 GMT
They hate you, Bob. They hate you from the bottom of your hooves to the top of your pitchfork. They hate you, dear God, they hate you good.
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:50:01 GMT
Beyonce, you could use a lot of help. But, hey, we all have to play the hand the Big Guy dealt us. You know, unless you’re lucky enough to have those insanely over-hyped ‘Queer Eye’ guys show up at your door, but I doubt even they have the brass ones necessary to fix whatever the hell this is.
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:50:13 GMT
Davey Boy, I promise you, we’re gonna find you a kidney. I would swear on my father’s grave, but whenever I go there I end up dancing on it.
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:50:27 GMT
Feelings.” That’s a good one.”
|
|
|
Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:50:44 GMT
Pssst! Barbie! Listen carefully, because the policy remains unchanged: Unless someone is dying – and puh-lease note ‘dying’ not ‘dead’ – I’m not interested.
|
|