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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:44:09 GMT
Did you feel that you weren’t quite annoying enough without adding a delusional sense of grandeur? Because I promise you, you are annoying enough. In fact, you’re the number one contender for the middle weight annoyance crown.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:44:22 GMT
Maybe we could just fill a syringe with false promises and inject him with that.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:45:14 GMT
You may tell me who your favorite sports team is. Keep it short. For the next 20 minutes,
you will sit in silence while I tell you why the Detroit Red Wings are the greatest franchise in the history of sports. On September 25, 1926…
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:45:30 GMT
Okay! Now, just because Jordan thinks it’s cute that you’re violating her little sister doesn’t mean that you can use my guest-room for your nerdy, G-rated sexcapades.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:46:02 GMT
Fine. Fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine. You wanna know the real skinny? If you want to be good doctors and nurses, you damn-sure better get ready to get in trouble – a lot. Because patients are stupid, and they are really scared. And some of them need you to hold their hands, and you should. Others need you to kick their asses, and you absolutely should do that, too. But, it really all just comes down to whether or not you got the guts to say just exactly what you know in your heart of hearts you really should say.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:46:22 GMT
Oh, ho, ho, ho, Scooby! A married woman whose husband is still in a coma? Hoo, hoo! Can’t tell you how many happy couples I know who got started just that way.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:46:33 GMT
Which leaves me, and, unless all of you wanna see me turn a two-syllable word into a six-syllable word, I re-he-he-he-he-heally think that we should keep looking.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:46:45 GMT
Good morning, reasons why I drink”, you may have noticed that we have a new face in our group.”
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:46:57 GMT
Hardly seems like much of a punishment for the kid from Kenya. I mean, God’s sake, he could run all day.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:47:07 GMT
Congratulations. You get to represent the Kelso Kennel Club at the big show in Reno. Just remember, when you are posing and prancing in front of the judges, to keep that shaved behind of yours held up nice and high like the proud little puppy that you are. Then when it comes time to hand out those blue ribbons, it’ll be such an exciting time for you – it really will be – but for the love of God, Newbie, you gotta try, try, try not to squeeze out a dookie on the astroturf. Because, uh, I mean, God forbid you were ever an embarrassment to Master Bob, right?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:47:41 GMT
Joanna, now I’m not much for this sensitive crap. But darn it all, you’ve found someone who’s willing to let you annoy them instead of me.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:47:59 GMT
Lookit, enough of the squawk-box, all right? And just keep your eye on the road, whatta you say?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:48:14 GMT
I’m not a big car-singing kind of guy.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:48:49 GMT
Come on, come on, come on, Jordan. I am so sorry everything fell apart today, honest-to-God, I am. But I guarantee that when you get here tomorrow, Dr. Gerson will, in fact, be in the super-deluxe birthing suite so that you can go ahead and have that story-book, drug-addled, Pitocin-induced pregnancy that you’ve always dreamed of ever since you were a little girl. But, in the meantime, you’ve gotta cut me a little slack. I mean, come on, it’s not like I see the real father running around here, busting his hump.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 0:48:59 GMT
Ah damn it Jordan, come on. Now you know I’m generally OK with you putting any poison you want into your body, but this is the first time I’ve ever won anything!
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