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[Laura Morett]

I am not a bbcan fan, this season is bad. Worst than bb16

[Jaime Dugan]

May 3, 2015 17:55:30 GMT Laura Morett said:

I am not a bbcan fan, this season is bad. Worst than bb16

i don't think it's worse than bb16, like we had one of the best blindsides in bb history which is enough to make it better than that shitfest but yeah....bbcan2 is one of my fave ever and this one sucks in comparison for sure. the only person i like thats left is godfrey probs. there are way too many twists

[Laura Morett]

Someone will bite the dust. Pete started playing a "wild" game and is trying to force old Ossa to start gunning for each other but I had a good talk with Keith and we agreed that we need to vote out a sneaky boy called "Little Red Riding Hood". He told Keith that I hate him and I want him out. *shocked face here*. I said I can vote Keith out but I won't stay quiet because they want to make me out as a bad girl who hates everyone. There is no way this is gonna work, Pete. I'm putting my whole game in Liz, Woo and Keith's hands and I hope this is not gonna send me to RI to see my lovely friend, Natalie. Of course I would beat her but getting voted out with an idol in my pocket isn't a good thing to say at final tribal council. I need to sort out my mind. I might be a swing vote if this is true. Joe, Vince and Pete are gonna vote for me or Keith, hopefully the second option. Liz, Keith and Woo are gonna get Pete and it would make me in a good position to choose who I trust more. Woo who told me he wanted me out as PLAN C..... or go with people that did nothing wrong to me and didn't lose my trust. There is so much to think about. This is gonna be the best blindside ever or the biggest fail. I can't wait for the results because you are never sure till the host reads the votes. My paranoia is on and I can't stay quiet. I'm worried I will say too much to someone and it will cost me a lot. I think Ketih and Pete are good people to be targeted tonight because they can beat Natalie at RI. No doubt about it. The funniest thing is that Keith said he wants me out but he is the reason why we lost the challenge. Damn old daddy is blind. He was searching in signatures and didn't find fucking "I" and if they don't vote for him, I will be upset.
This tribal will show me who I can trust and with who I want to go... This is the part of Survivor I don't like. You are full of stress and there is the chance you won't get even one vote at Tribal. This stress isn't worth anything.
I've got an elastic heart and you won't break me.

[Laura Morett]

Me: Who is the vote tonight?
Woo: I'm trying to put my finger on who break our tribe apart. I want challenge wins!!
Me: Then why coudn't you be on last two challanges? lmao

Sometimes, I need to reread twice what he is writting because I am always shocked by what he reponse to me.

[Laura Morett]

I need to say that Liz and me get along really well after this swap. We are talking all the time about the game and I think we like each other and we are both hot old chicks. She defended me when Keith was gunning for me and I was sleeping in the shelter and don't even hear it but my tribe told me what he said. I'm glad he isn't here anymore.
Everything that happened told me that Liz is the person who I trust the most and we both know we need each other to go far in this game. We're like partners in crime. We both were unlucky in the swap and got the worst tribe I have ever been in. I wasn't on a good tribe ONCE. Me, Liz and Woo were all at all tribals the except David boot one. This is huge for me because our trio survived a lot but now we lost Woo. Woo thinks he is close with Vince and Vince told me that Keith and Woo told him last round to vote Pete. Liz just informed me Woo wants to vote out Joe and keep Vince in the game. Fun fact, I hate Woo and Vince in the real show and here. They are annoying duo. I wish I was swapped to Lomand so I would be chilling every day and not having to worry about the vote every single 3 days. I need to chill for ONE WEEK. I might be a bomb in the future.
Merge is coming next round. I feel it in my bones. This is gonna be crazy but I think not that hard like it was in the pre-merge with the Natalie and Keith drama. I survived enough to call me a Sole Survivor and I am not going anywhere for the next few rounds. I am strong to fight and challenge. I can bet I was the best at puzzles. My tribe did it so bad. Liz almost took 37 minutes..... Girl... You should be happy you have my back.
Little dirty secrets shared with Liz. I told her about my idol because I have a feeling I might use it soon. I told her if I will need it I am gonna use it on her or me. Blood pact. I might be a fool to trust her too much but you know what... You only live once and karma is a bitch. I don't wanna lose her trust when I magically found an idol and played it at a tribal. It would not be how I am existing here. I want to play a smart game. Build people's trust towards me and they can eat food from my hands later. This strategy can end up going in a good way or a bad way. One way or another like that trashy One Direction band said.
This vote is hard. Me and Liz are swing votes. We can do what we want. Woo & Vince are gonna vote for Joe. Joe is able to vote Vince out. I have a desire to push the vote on Woo because why not. But there is another thing. Merge is next. If we vote out Vince, we lose Woo's trust. If we vote out Joe... we don't lose anyone's trust. This is like a decison which can be worth a million backs, isn't it? Joe and Parvati hate each other and will gun for each other and make me be under the radar with an idol in my pocket. Vince and Woo don't have enemies in this game. Oh wait. I am their enemy. I can't stand both.....
Vince just had a meltdown in our tribe camp!
Vince: "I don't know if I'm anyone's target tonight - paranoia's telling me "probably" but I don't know one way or another. Like you guys, I don't want Natalie making the merge, and it's a safe bet that the merge is after this next duel like Laura said in TC
I'm going to be bound to only my phone until Thursday night and I have practically no shot at beating her in a duel. If you still want to get rid of me, if you even did before, more power to you but I'm not going to be able to win against Natalie. "

Okey, I think I can handle Natalie.

[Laura Morett]

Triple duel. Triple problems. Triple people whose name I wrote down. I think the Survivor Gods aren't with me anymore. My big hope is for Pete to win this duel and send Natalie packing to hell where she belongs. This girl threw everyone under the bus except Parvati and So and to be coming back to a game where all people hate you... Is this even worth trying and wasting time to come back and being the next one voted out?
Tribal Council was a hot mess. The whole day I was about to vote for Joe because there was no reason to keep him in the game plus he would beat Natalie. But three hours before the deadline, people's paranoia was on. Even I was thinking about using my idol on Liz. Vince became as creepy as he was in the real show. I told him to vote for Joe and he said "He will, It will make him stay in the game". Red light flashed in my mind. Boy, you have a better plan? Because I do. It is to vote out your creepy ass from this island.
Liz was right about Vince lying the whole day to me. "Laura, you are the best. Sweet" GTFO!
Risin' up, back to the game. Laura Beast Mode is on. I have a feeling the merge is waiting for me. I'm gonna be in a great position. I have Liz and Joe in NuOssa. I hope Katie, Jim and Abi still want to be in my alliance. I don't care about Parvati and So as much as I should. The merge isn't the time to give any fuck in this game. You need to be strong and make people want to put trust in you. Also I need to play the victim card. I need to be weak by some point of the game. I can't be a threat because people have brains and will see I am able to beat them at the end. There is so many options for me. JUST GIVE ME A MERGE. I BEG YOU.

This is gonna be a hard time for my tribe if we lose again. We are only 4 people. However... I know I won't be voted out. This will become boring. I'm going to stick with this people and they are losers. I can't win immunity challenge alone vs four people that don't give up. I AM A FIGHTER AND I'M GONNA SHAKE THESE PEOPLE TO DO WELL AT THE CHALLENGE. It's the eye of the chick, it's the thrill of the fight

[Laura Morett]

I don't need to write long confessional about Natalie's come back. This gif is enough.

[Laura Morett]

*glamorous hair flip in shelter*
This merge is gonna be a tough one for me. I already hate this game. Natalie is back and she must have done something to my Joe! He stopped talking to me after the merge. Something is telling me I am in trouble. I don't feel safe with these bitches around me. I know So and Parvati are fake and they are gonna tell me what I want to hear from them. I might be an old woman, but my brain is still working. I don't give a fuck!
The auction was good for me. I am only one woman who knows how to do shopping in the right way. I got two items. Vote Nuf and Boomerang. Second one is powerfull. I told people that Boomerang can be played after the vote and if I play it, the person which was voted out is out from the game for good. Not going to Redemption Island. I don't care if they buy this fairy tale but I had fun telling them about this fake power.
The only people who are still talking to me is Jim, Katie and Liz. I have no idea what happened to So, Joe, Woo and Abi. I thought I am close with everyone in this game but now... I feel like I am on the outside.
*sitting in shelter and eating rice*
Natalie: Hey!
Laura: I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
*quiet*

I have no idea what I should do tonight. I'm sure that there is gonna be a blindside. My bones and brain are telling me to use the idol on myself because Natalie might tell people shit about me from the beginning of this game but you know what... I have an idol and I'm not going anywhere tonight! I have talked with Jim about voting for Parvati. She is sneaky but there is still RI and I am pretty sure she will come back for me like Natalie did!
Survivor Gods isn't with me anymore. PW, give me power to stay strong in this camp with trash people.
Laura Morett is a fighter. I didn't choose her to stay and watch my down fall. This War just started. I can be one of the 300 spartans. Even if my fate is about to being fail, I will take with me at least two people. THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE FROM NOW.

[Laura Morett]

I'm soooooooooo popular!
So much likes <3

[Laura Morett]

One bitch down.
Who is next?

[Laura Morett]

Oh, So is kissing my ass right now.
Don't ask me why I love myself.

[Laura Morett]

I have feeling like Me and Natalie are villians of this season.

[Laura Morett]

[Laura Morett]

After we blindsided Parvati, Joe blew up in camp. He is mad at me because I didn't tell him about our plan to vote for this sneak. I thought it won't touch my game. It was wrong to put any trust in him. I was so blind! I'm glad we didn't tell him about our epic move but right now... He is man paranoid about his ego. He did the same thing after David went home. So this told me he is crazy psycho Joe. Imagine, they voted for him as HERO of this season. This is the biggest bullshit I have ever heard in my short life. I was so laughing when I saw it. I couldn't stop! If he is hero then I am Queen Elisabeth 2. On your knees and kiss my scepter, losers.
Joe said there is 6 people alliance versus Me, Liz, Katie and Jim. I can imagine that someone don't want be the "6th" and in our alliance this person is gonna get 5th! It is 3 days more with me on an island, I would bet my whole life to spend time with myself as someone else! I'm the best personality here. These people are trash and can suck my little finger. I don't care about them. They can say bullshit about me but they aren't even trying to talk with me but they know more about me than myself. Cool story, Katniss Everdeen would shoot you between the eyes.
Joe's paranoia is never ending. He said there is a FINAL 4 alliance - Me, Liz, Katie and Jim. I can't say he is wrong because he put me in this situation so I don't mind if I am in a final four alliance. Good for me! He also said there is 6 people alliance to turn us down and no one wants to be our 5th player. But hey! I might be bad at math but I know that in a six people alliance someone will get 6TH place. It is even worse than 5th I guess. Simply math but your hair can't hold even two plus two. Joe, you need to go back to school for mathemathic lesson. I can help you after you cast a vote for me to win.
Anyway, this round's plan is easy but hard to do it. We need one person to flip to our side. I bet on Woo but he is brainless. He still thinks he won a boomerang. I cannot stop laughing at how stupid he is. He is number one on my list to be our "5th" but...... Aras is our second choice because he said to me to use my power on someone other than him. I know Katie told him about our sneaky plan. I'm not happy about her talking but girl.... You never know who you can trust.... Anyway.... I had two powers and after this round I am gonna have NOTHING except trusting people that I am working with.... I might be in trouble! But remember what I said " I'm not going anywhere without at least two victims!"

Honesty, this is the craziest game I have ever been in. Every Tribal is full of drama...

[Laura Morett]

Laura: This is the time when the Hosts don't want to see Laura winning the immunity challenge.

*me at this immunity challenge*