Round 2: Speak Up, Speak Often

[Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch]

Another PapaPaul quote for you guys. So, Round 1 ends with Inactive #1 and Inactive #2 getting sent to Redemption Island, where they'll find a way to both get themselves out of the game somehow. I have faith in their ineptitude. 

In other news, Keith sucks. He makes a deal with Laura, then a deal with Laura/myself I, AND a deal with Natalie/Laura. Silly Keith. I have Laura in my bag. That might sound like an odd phrase, but Laura's one of those old school underwater mines in movies: you're never sure if it's actually going to blow or not. Keith is the next target for sure if we go to Tribal. There isn't a legitimate majority alliance of 5 - instead there are a lot of smaller ones. Abi/myself, Natalie/Laura/Liz/myself, Keith/Laura/myself. I also like Katie, and hopefully can confirm a legitimate deal with her. I've had a hard time connecting with people like Abi and Natalie, because they're very over the top in an excited way. I'm over the top in a dry, sarcastic kind of way. I also don't give a fuck about Grey's Anatomy or Beyonce or Glee. They don't give a fuck about Scrubs or Pink Floyd or Game of Thrones. 

[Austin]

They don't give a fuck about Scrubs or Pink Floyd or Game of Thrones.

Don, I could not be more proud of your sudden love for Scrubs.

[Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch]

Joe is such a fucking dweeb. His whole annoying RI schtick was bad, and then out of nowhere he wants to share the idol clue. Uh, okay? Then he makes a hidden F2 called the, I shit you not, "#thejuicyjs". This kid. Are you serious? He also told me to keep this alliance hidden from everyone, so the first thing I did was tell Pete. Apparently Clue 1 said "Female". Brilliant.

[Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch]

I think we're losing the challenge, which I don't really mind. Going to TC allows us to scoop up the shit and throw it out onto Redemption Island, where Malcolm lives. I honestly just want Malcolm to go on a RI roll, return to the game, win every immunity, and make the Finals with an extremely hated person so he can unanimously win. Now, I'm not sure how to convince people to leave the game, so I might have to resort to racism in an attempt to make them quit. I know I just triggered JFP with that sentence.

[Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch]

Apparently the other tribe is worse than we are, which I have a hard time believing it. Apparently David/Joe/Parv all didn't compete/baaaaaarely posted, so I feel like we're a pathetic Drake and Josh slap fight. It's oddly entertaining and a bit pathetic. Both tribes are up shit creek without a paddle, but at least our tribe doesn't have holes in the bottom of our canoe. I'm just worried someone will rock it too much and flip us all underwater. That's when someone gets stung by a jellyfish or the neighbor's lab decides to play with you while recovering and you pretty much have an enthusuastic dog trying to drown you. (That happened once at the family home in Washington. It's very alarming while happening but cute in hindsight. Just kidding, it's only alarming)

Also, Woo is pretty much a pathological liar. He's lied about his time, the other tribe's times, and is annoying as shit. I cannot stand another minute of Woo and his "LEL I'm soooooooo random XD XD". Please remove the Penguin of Doom from our game. Please.

[The Tasha Fox]

You're awesome cuz you liked my confessionals last year. <3

and ur funny.

[Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch]

Apr 29, 2015 0:39:22 GMT The Tasha Fox said:

You're awesome cuz you liked my confessionals last year. <3

and ur funny.

thx i kno im awesome ur awesome 2