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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 30, 2015 0:09:40 GMT
RIGHT. UPDATE. LET'S GO.
We won immunity because our tribe is less awful than their tribe is. How? I don't know. Honestly, this is a pretty boring group on my tribe. Liz is the Queen of One-Word Responses and I've heard she's worshiped in some parts of the world as the Goddess of Killing COnversations, Natalie and I have nothing in common and talking to her is awkward for both of us, Abi just kinda spazzes out and then one of us stops responding because there's only so much we can talk about, Woo is annoying as fuck and I'm seriously considering sending him money via PayPal in exchange for him quitting, Katie is cool but stops responding all the time (I keep insulting her, but I don't think that's it), Laura is very difficult to communicate with and all she cares about is getting the idol (She's said she's going to spoil the Survivor episode if I don't find it), and Keith can be cool but tries way too hard to be funny half the time. At least I'm trying to be a jackass and am occasionally funny, but the "Tryhard Comedian" type isn't my favorite. It's joke after joke and most of them don't stick and kill chats. The worst part is everyone here is trying to get as many alliances as possible. I've kinda been roped into alliances with Laura, Liz, Natalie, Abi, and Keith, and I have unspoken deals with Woo/Katie. It's absurd. People are playing way too hard, way too fast, and way too early. Just because steroids strengthens you now doesn't mean it will help down the road. Odds are shit hits the fan for most of these people later in the game.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 30, 2015 1:01:27 GMT
Interesting update. Natalie has a ladyboner for Teresa Giuduce. Keith mentioned her and her jail time. Natalie rushed to her aid and said Teresa was completely in the dark about everything and how the government set her up and she was tricked. Are you telling me the United States Government wants to arrest a fucking reality TV star? Why is this, Natalie? Natalie: "Jealousy".  Are you fucking kidding me? Are you this fucking blind? Jesus Christ this is some Grade A fucking delusion. I'm at a loss. I have no idea how someone could be that stupid. Now, you'll probably be like, "Jim wtf nobody is this stupid ur lying". Weeeeeeeeeeeell.
 Proof.
I am at such a loss. My brain can't process this shit. My brain is shutting down and I'll be dead in a few minutes. You'll have someone from your series actually die, and you'll have to remove me because I'll be cremated or buried somewhere.
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Post by Austin on Apr 30, 2015 2:19:12 GMT
Tbh, we kinda expected Jim Lynch to die on the island.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 30, 2015 3:03:18 GMT
Liz and I, the King and Queen of Ossa, decided to be #badbitches and grab Lomand by the balls. After hearing the mess on Lomand (they'll be confessing like mad about it), Liz and I were talking to our respective allies on that side, Parv and Pete, and Parv apparently was trying to play the victim, so I pitched the idea of throwing to Pete. If they actually throw to boot Parv, I'd feel like the kingpin.
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Post by Sophie Clarke on Apr 30, 2015 6:23:45 GMT
"Katie is cool but stops responding all the time (I keep insulting her, but I don't think that's it)"
lol how do you keep insulting her?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on May 1, 2015 5:53:09 GMT
"Katie is cool but stops responding all the time (I keep insulting her, but I don't think that's it)" lol how do you keep insulting her? im supr mean and i call her stupid lolololol |
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on May 1, 2015 6:24:09 GMT
Okay so we lost, which isn't surprising, because we suck. I get a billion AIM messages offline and even a PM, everyone's panicking about the vote because they don't understand how to properly clam down. Big Jim has to show back up and make sure all of the little ducklings shut the fuck up and just listen. Natalie has torched her own game by lying to everyone, and Abi is guilty by association. They'll be voting Woo, and think they have myself/Liz/Katie and possibly Laura. Keith, Katie, and Woo will all be voting Natalie in actuality, and think they have Laura. These idiots don't know that I have Liz in my pocket, so I'll unleash my secret weapon Liz, who in turn controls Laura. The vote should actually be 4-2-2. Why? Liz and I will throw our votes onto Abi and make sure an idol doesn't get dropped.
To summarize:
Natalie and Abi will be voting Woo.
They think Liz, Katie, Laura, and I will be voting him as well.
What's really happening is Keith, Katie, Woo, and Laura will vote Natalie.
While Liz and I vote for Abi.
4-2-2, Natalie goes home unless she plays an idol, and then it ties between Woo and Abi.
If that happens, Abi leaves on the re-vote.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on May 1, 2015 6:39:39 GMT
I feel like posting songs that nobody will listen to in here.
Lesgo.
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Post by Jaime Dugan on May 1, 2015 16:46:01 GMT
"Katie is cool but stops responding all the time (I keep insulting her, but I don't think that's it)" lol how do you keep insulting her? im supr mean and i call her stupid lolololol that would have gotten you a 3 hour cussing out on season one |
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on May 1, 2015 17:15:59 GMT
im supr mean and i call her stupid lolololol that would have gotten you a 3 hour cussing out on season one Yeah, your cast was no fun. I'm just hoping for no racism here. |
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Post by The Tasha Fox on May 1, 2015 20:40:04 GMT
that would have gotten you a 3 hour cussing out on season one Yeah, your cast was no fun. I'm just hoping for no racism here. Hey there, mister! I was fun! |
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on May 1, 2015 22:00:24 GMT
I wasn't able to clam these fools down. They refused to clam. They're anything but clam. Katie wants to flip the vote onto Abi because Woo is telling her shit (which is completely unconfirmed, only speculation), so now Katie and Keith are apparently flipping their votes onto Abi. It's so stupid. They're burning Laura and Woo by flipping their votes right now, and for what? Because Woo might be leaking info to Abi? Is that really worth it? People are trying to plot and outplot and outoutplot each other so many steps in advance they don't seem to understand what's going on right now. Maybe I'm shortsited, but everyone is seemingly ready to play Big Kid and strap on their StradegyPants and make BIGMOVEZ!!!!1
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on May 1, 2015 22:15:43 GMT
Katie and Keith didn't even ask, they just did it. Katie tried to explain why, and I shut her ass down. I don't fucking comprehend why they'd force a 4-3 tribal division after this, and if Abi goes, she hands her clue to Nat who has an even better chance of finding the idol. We can't split the votes on a 4-3. One of us goes home unless we can correctly guess who to play the idol on. I hate these idiots.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on May 2, 2015 0:02:15 GMT
Katie is now trying to convince people not to split because she thinks she's going home? I cannot understand the point of constantly trying to flip votes here and there and mess with shit. Just leave it be. Being a paranoid trainwreck helps nobody, because if her concern was valid, it's hard to differentiate it from the rest of the stupid plans she's been spouting. I'm so tired of this tribe. I really, really want a swap so I can escape.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on May 2, 2015 0:09:02 GMT
Legit best song of all time
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