WELCOME

[Host JFP]

WELCOME TO SURVIVOR PURE: TASMANIA!



We're very excited to have you this season for what is sure to be an equally exciting season.



This is your CONFESSIONAL BOARD! Consider it your personal journal as you progress through the game. Here you can talk about whatever you want really, as long as it pertains somewhat to the game. This is also where you'll be casting your votes throughout the game.



My only rule for confessionals is that you do them. I'd like at least one each round, and if you frequently update your confessional with quality material your chances of making All Stars rises .



Some reminders...



1. This is an ALIAS game. I expect everyone to keep their identities a secret among everyone in the game. If you find out someone's identity, I suggest you keep it to yourself.



2. I'll be more strict on the whole "personal attacks" rule, to avoid what happened in Season 1. You have been warned.



3. As with last season, two self votes is enough to get medevac'd.

[keith]

I may just do them in here. I'd like to thank ya for bringing me back after my embarassing performance in The Island. I done played worse in that game than a blind man taking a road test I reckon

[keith]

Tribe Analysis

Apr 26, 2015 8:02:58 GMT Woo Hwang said:

!!! you both did just as good as these ribs!!

which is MARVELOUS !

Apr 26, 2015 8:57:46 GMT Woo Hwang said:

i do agree with our elder! it doesnt have that much of an impact, JUST YET. i think maybe somewhere down the road, who knows what could go down!

for example, its 4 votes against 4 votes but someone is sitting at redemption island just waiting to come back and be the swing guy .

i wish it doesnt get down to that XD

Oh WOO, look at the extreme enthusiasm in his posts. Like wow this guy is REALLY REALLY INTO this. It's just popping through the screen. As an ORG enthusist myself I love to see this, but sometimes it comes across as annoying (like Max Dawson in Survivor Worlds Apart!). He comes across too strong in our tribechats and individual conversations. But he is someone who will be a very active member of our group and a guy i wanna get in good with, because he could be a decision maker around here, and be involved in the most alliances.



Jim really made a strong first impression in the challenge yesterday, with nearly 800 posts. Not easy with the 10 second rule and requires a LOT of dedication. I love seeing another old person on the team, someone even older than me! I hope to work with Jim in this game




I know exactly who this is, good thing it's an alias game. Fucking Zavi again, the smiles and ever so subtly broken english are dead givaways. Laura offered me an alliance right out of the gate, partially on the basis of us being old, or rather..."older". I accepted and suggested we include Jim.

Laura Morett 6:09 pm
Jim should join our Old People club

Keith Nail 6:10 pm
lol he'd be the leader
he's fricking 80




Natalie is a very sweet girl. You can check my conversation thread, I made an alliance with her pretty early. Natalie lacks a lot of self confidence though. Our chat, and her comments in tribechat revolve around being shitty at challenges. She's worried she will fail at a challenge and send us to tribal council. I think Natalie is the type of person who will be especially loyal if I can keep her safe to the merge, but she will need to toughen up a bit and perform well enough in challenges in order to get there.



So Laura said she likes Katie before we formed The Bingo Club (yes that's our official alliance). We will probably have a side deal with her. The problem with Katie is...I know EXACTLY who she is too. Not too many players from New Zealand. Its Paranoid Piss Shirt Ethan, and he will flip on me this game faster than in Twisted 2. He's a trainwreck of a player.


I don't know Malcolm, Abi or Liz enough to include anything about them yet, will give my opinions on them too when they come around as well.

[keith]

Welcome to the first and best alliance of the game:

Laura Morett 6:32 pm 

I CANNOT BREATH 

Keith Nail 6:32 pm 

Hey oldies 

Laura Morett 6:32 pm 

THIS IS BEST NAME EVER 

Jim Lynch 6:33 pm 

Keith and I brainstormed a name 

This one was his 

Keith Nail 6:33 pm 

awwwwww shucks:-! , you make me blush 

Jim Lynch 6:33 pm 

I suggested the Senior Discount Club 

Keith Nail 6:33 pm 

the next number is! 

B17! 

anyone got Bingo!? 

Jim Lynch 6:33 pm 

I'm two away 

Keith Nail 6:33 pm 

there is a Tooth Brush on the line! 

Laura Morett 6:33 pm 

You can't get bingo with one number 

Or I am playing another bingo 

Jim Lynch 6:34 pm 

We need another round 

Laura Morett 6:35 pm 

Then get next number please! 

Keith Nail 6:35 pm 

omg UMM 

n7! 

Jim Lynch 6:35 pm 

One more for me 

And then it's a Bingo 

Laura Morett 6:35 pm 

Jim, I know you are oldest one here 

but don't cheat please

[keith]

Keef-Woo-Kung-Woo....Woo is teaching me his ninja stealth skills




Woo Hwang 2:22 pm

stepped on a mine once.

Keith Nail 2:22 pm
and you still have all your limbs

Woo Hwang 2:23 pm
yeah. ninja sthealth mode activaatte!!


Woo Hwang 2:24 pm

i just balanced my fot on it for 32 hours really.

Keith Nail 2:25 pm
HOLY MOLY
thats some skillz

Woo Hwang 2:26 pm
hey ninja can balance, fight, and jump. yall know that


dont underestimate a ninja

Keith Nail 2:29 pm
I should be become your apprentice
if I aint too old

Woo Hwang 2:30 pm
no age for awesomeness


Keith Nail 2:37 pm
Teach meh

Woo Hwang 2:38 pm
youll have to join my kids class i only usually teach to kids bro


that would be HILARIOUS

Keith Nail 2:39 pm
Tiger Shomans

Woo Hwang 2:39 pm
but awesome.


Keith Nail 2:39 pm
yes, Keef being Woo's apprentice

Woo Hwang (woo.hwang) is available 2:41 pm
Woo Hwang 2:42 pm
keef-woo kung fu. the new martial art.


Keith Nail 2:42 pm
This must happened
*happen

Woo Hwang 2:43 pm
i can see it from here


Keith Nail 2:46 pm
The Karate Keef

Woo Hwang 2:46 pm
we got some many good ideas we gotta writhethose on wood with a rock


Keith Nail 2:49 pm
i.imgur.com/T50HQe8.png

Woo Hwang 2:49 pm
HAHAHHA


Keith Nail 2:49 pm
mets360.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/karatekid_450x3001.jpg

Woo Hwang 2:50 pm
we totally gotta do this .


lets ask the hosts to make a season with onlyinja challenges and well be the hosts.

Keith Nail 2:50 pm
i.imgur.com/UGU5HI6.png

Woo Hwang 2:50 pm
so that way we are like the masters


of the keeff-woo kung-fu

Keith Nail 2:51 pm
Yes, we will develop our own martial arts

Woo Hwang 2:55 pm
soooonn.!


WITH THE MILLION DOLLARS
well open up a school

[Sophie Clarke]

great photoshop skills

[keith]

Apr 30, 2015 6:26:20 GMT Sophie Clarke said:

great photoshop skills

This challenge is so suites for me

[Sophie Clarke]

is so suites for me

[keith]

I aint too good with grammar and all that jazz

[keith]

Final 15

Evidently, this vote has turned into disaster territory. So since my last tribe analysis, I discovered Katie is NOT who I thought she was, and we actually get along quite well. I spoke to Natalie, whom as I mentioned above, was someone I thought was an ally. I told her I was thinking Liz or Katie(as a decoy) as a target. She decided to throw me under the bus, and tell Liz and Katie this information. Evidently, Woo also told Natalie the same. She isn't trying to blindside me, but Woo.

I got all this good information from Katie:

Katie wants Natalie out, and it won't be difficult to get Woo on board with that. All I need now, is my BINGO CLUB...Jim and Laura. Once they get online and get the info, Natalie is history. Laura is the one who is most iffy, because she's on vacation, its toughest to communicate with her and she's bound to be getting a lot of PMs from people about the vote.

Natalie proved tonight I can't trust her, and now she has to leave. The next step is going to be damage control with Liz and Abi. Neither are very strong member of our team, and easy votes if we lose anyway...or so I hope!

[keith]

Liz Kim 12:32 am
yep

Keith Nail 12:32 am
cool, well this was a fun night

Liz Kim 12:33 am
yep

Keith Nail 12:33 am
nice to actually talk some strategy with you :-)

Liz Kim 12:33 am
yeah!




Yep....Yep....Yeah!


What a conversationalist!



So Natalie aired a lot of dirty laundry tonight, in what could only be described as a blow up of supernova proportions...Talk about going out with a Bang!







She revealed everything about everyone. One thing that was a revelation was Jim's Angels. That isn't good for ole Keef. Where does that leave me with Jim? Probably somewhat expendable. This vote would be a good time to break up Jim's Angels (Laura-Jim and Liz), because I am likely next to go home after Abi, which would not be ideal. Fighting my way back in redemption is not a goal for ole Keef!

[keith]

Ok so operation Jim's Fallen Angels...taking effect. There are a couple of benefits to voting off Laura here. One...I know who she is, the alliance I made only for my own security. Laura's english language skills were a dead givaway. She's a lying backstabbing bitch, she did it to me twice and I really have no desire to do it again.

Two, Killing Laura destroys the Bingo Alliance, which was revealed by Natalie. People will no longer see me Laura an Jim as the Bingo alliance, and Jim and I can seem, on paper, to be separated.

Third, Laura is not very active or useful in challenges

Fourth, Jim and Liz both voted Abi-Maria last vote




But this idea is now squashed...thanks to the lovely Katie. She wants to keep Jimbo happy......No blindside tonight!




Or.......maybe so? Because I done fucked up and told Woo everything, now I'm in a wonderful fucked up position of Woo being able to throw my sorry ass under the bus once Abi leaves, saving himself and getting me out of the game. I am completely and utterly fucked if that happens. Woo has to go now, because Abi can't so readily screw me over at the next vote. Ugh...this game man!

[keith]

The game has turned into a shitfest for me. I done feel like a Pig running around in a sausage factory. Pete, Laura and Liz, being part of Jim's megalliance, want to target me. Vince and Woo are on my side. It all comes down to Joe. Vince and Joe are close, but Joe does not want to piss off Pete. I'm now left here fighting for my life, and Joe and Joe alone has the power to swing it around in my favor..he IS the swing vote. I offered Joe everything I could tonight, gave him the truth about Jim, and all the many alliances he has on this team. It sucks I have to fight so hard for my life this early in the game, but what can I do. At least there is always Redemption Island.

Vince Sly (creepyvince) is available 10:01 pm  

Online: 3d 7h 38m 

Keith Nail 10:01 pm 

cannot stand her 

Laura that is 

Twice, she has screwed me over in the past, for no reason (then she went home 2 votes later anyway) 

this time, Im not letting it happen 

Vince Sly 10:02 pm 

Seriously? Wo 

*wow 

Keith Nail 10:02 pm 

she doesnt know who I am 

but I could tell from her english skills 

or lack there of 

Laura Morett 10:01 pm 

lmao Keith! 

oh shut the fuck and go back to Poland 

Keith Nail 10:04 pm 

but anyway...I'm good with Pete or her going 

I know she did the Puzzle, but any one of us could have done it 

Vince Sly 10:06 pm 

Yeah, I hear you. I'd be fine with her leaving. 

I think we'd have a better shot trying to get her out along with Pete though. 

As in using him as a number 

Keith Nail 10:08 pm 

Yup, I can side with the Lomand guys for 4  

Keith Nail 10:09 pm 

then next time we can either go with Liz or you can jump over and do Pete. I'll be honest the only one from Ossa I trust even a little here is Woo, cause I know he isnt up Jim's butt 

but he hasnt been around too much lately 

Vince Sly 10:11 pm 

Yeah, I think that would work. It'd be best to keep Pete for this Tribal and go with Laura for this one. 

Keith Nail 10:12 pm 

Pete did more with a phone than some people did with their computers lol 

so yea i think we need him for now 

Vince Sly 10:21 pm 

Yeah... 

So from Pete I've heard that Laura and Liz want you out and he's leaning toward getting rid of you. 

Keith Nail 10:21 pm 

ahhhhhhhhhhh 

can you get Joe on our side? 

cause Im sure we can get Woo 

Vince Sly 10:22 pm 

I'm assuming Woo would be the 4th person with us? I would try to do that. 

Keith Nail 10:26 pm 

yea, Woo isnt a Laura fan 

do you trust Joe? 

Vince Sly 10:28 pm 

Yeah, I do. He can be a bit emotional, but yeah. 

Keith Nail 10:28 pm 

Pete siding with Liz/Laura actually kind of makes sense, cause they are all with Jim 

Vince Sly 10:29 pm 

Exactly. I'm trying to rationalize that with Joe. 

Keith Nail 10:32 pm 

yup, tellng him some stuff too, I don't want to overwhelm though  

Liz just told me to vote Joe 

Keith Nail 10:35 pm 

Woo wanted Laura out before we swapped and we thought we were going to TC 

so it all comes to Joe I guess:-\  

Keith Nail 10:43 pm 

we seem to be talking, he hasnt given be a definite answer though 

Vince Sly 10:47 pm 

Yeah, I'm not sure what he wants yet. He seems to want to work with Jim's group though. 

Keith Nail 10:47 pm 

..................................oh, ok. I guess I'll have to fight my way back from Redemption 

he's with them too huh:-\  

I didnt realize he had THIS many people 

Vince Sly 10:49 pm 

I think he'd choose me before them, but I'm trying to make him choose me now. 

Keith Nail 10:50 pm 

we can, right now, take the control away from Jim and get control of the game. It's really up tp him 

Keith Nail 11:12 pm 

he is on the fence, ugh, this is rough 

Keith Nail 11:18 pm 

Woo's on!, any progress with Joe:-\  

Vince Sly 11:19 pm 

I've gone from "I don't want to go behind Pete's back" to "I'll think about it". 

Keith Nail 11:21 pm 

he doesn't HAVE to go behind Pete's back necessarily 

you guys can just tell Pete you rather Laura go 

Vince Sly 11:24 pm 

Yeah, I guess that would work. 

I'll tell Joe that in the morning. 

Keith Nail 11:25 pm 

kk, thanks for talking to him. I wish he was more...decisive 

Vince Sly 11:26 pm 

No kidding. Hopefully I can get a good answer come tomorrow. 

Keith Nail 11:26 pm 

when it doesn come down to it, Pete-Laura-Liz being together 

if I go, they got a voting block, so Woo is likely the next target, after that, it would be you and Joe 

and considering I aint half bad in challenges:-P , it won't help y'all avoid the TCs 

Laura and Liz have always been among our weakest 

Vince Sly 11:28 pm 

That's what Woo said to me just now. Look, you don't need to convince me, I want both of you and Woo in. 

Keith Nail 11:28 pm 

I know I dont, just giving you some things to tell Joe 

Keith Nail 11:28 pm 

for next time you speak to him 

There's a lot of very good reasons for him to go with us 

Vince Sly 11:29 pm 

Yeah, thanks. I really hope he's smart about this. 

Keith Nail 11:30 pm 

anyways, I should take a shower, will talk to you in a bit. Thanks for having my back man :-)  

Vince Sly 11:30 pm 

No problem Keith. Good luck, talk to you in a bit.

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Keith Nail 10:56 pm 

The thing is, I do know she wants me out, and Liz/Pete are with her, who are with Jim 

To make matters worse, before Ossa tribe swapped, after the whole umm, I tug o war challenge? 

which Angie ruined anyway 

There was an attempt by Woo and Abi, to make a move on Jim's group 

but Katie, who was gonna be the 4th, ratted them out to Jim and wouldnt go through with it 

and it was gonna fall back on Woo/Abi 

Keith Nail 10:59 pm 

so she's with the group too 

Joe Anglim 11:00 pm 

So the group is Liz, Laura, Katie and Jim 

Keith Nail 11:00 pm 

Pete's with them too 

Keith Nail 11:01 pm 

Jim revealed it himself, and told people we could "flip" him at the swap. Pete also spilled most of the info about the David boot to Jim which he gave Ossa 

I'd have considered working with them, but they made deals behind my back and Jim has said to Natalie he wanted me out soon 

Keith Nail 11:04 pm 

Vince tells me tonight, he spoke to Pete, and he wants to side with Laura and Liz and vote me out, which by account of everything, makes sense 

Joe Anglim 11:05 pm 

So I guess right now the sides are you/Woo/Vince and Laura/Liz/Pete 

Keith Nail 11:05 pm 

that would seem to be the way its shaping down 

so you can send my tobacco chewing ass to Redemption:-P , or start to dismantle this group a bit 

Keith Nail 11:07 pm 

If you can help me out here, I am very loyal and I won't forget it. I don't have a lot of allies in the game right now. I know we literally just met and it's a tough call 

This game so far for me feels like being a loose Pig in a Sausage Factory 

Keith Nail 11:17 pm 

My fault in the past in these is being over-trusting actually, I can say in all honesty if you stick with me, I won't ever screw you. I only go after people if they go after me first. You also should think, if Pete is gonna work with Laura and Liz now, where that will leave you in a vote or 2. No hard feelings either way, I'd enjoy the chance to fight Nat on RI, but of course I rather stay lol 

Joe Anglim 11:19 pm 

I mean I'll definitely think about it 

I have a lot to think about 

Keith Nail 11:20 pm 

Cool, I really appreciate it

[keith]

And sure enough...I did, about 5 minutes after she gave me her clues. All I can do is hope and pray it wasn't already located, because whatever is there... I ABSOLUTELY need it.



Keith Nail 12:38 am
what do you think:-\

Abi Maria 12:40 am
Im with you

Keith Nail 12:40 am
I know, but about the idol:-X
I know it's a lot to ask, but it could shift this whole game away from Jim-Liz-Laura

Keith Nail 12:44 am
I understand:-X you need to save the clues for yourself too

Abi Maria 12:45 am
I know
I can share them

Keith Nail 12:45 am
really! OMG I will love you forever

Keith Nail 12:54 am
will you:-D ?

Abi Maria 12:54 am
hold on brb x

Abi Maria (abimariasidol) is available 1:57 am
Abi Maria 1:30 am
[Offline IM sent 28m ago] ok
[Offline IM sent 28m ago] hey
[Offline IM sent 28m ago] So the clue is
[Offline IM sent 28m ago] its a female
[Offline IM sent 28m ago] they have a bikini as their cast photo
[Offline IM sent 28m ago] their first and last name is similar
[Offline IM sent 27m ago] and they havent been to tribal

Keith Nail 1:58 am
Thanks , survivor contestant I am guessing
oh wait, they haven't been to tribal? that doesnt make sense, hmmm

Abi Maria 2:09 am
LOL XD its confusing

Keith Nail 2:10 am
Very, I'll let you know if I can figure it out

Abi Maria 2:11 am
ok:O