Episode 3: Stuck on a Fence Between Rabid Dogs...

[Host Wes]

Full Title: Stuck On A Fence Between Rabid Dogs and Murderous Cannibals


Last time on Survivor Pure Sue and Malcolm competed in the first redemption duel of the season where Malcolm come out on top in very close match making Sue the first person eliminated from Tasmania. At the immunity challenge Abi beat out Aras to win it for Ossa sending Lomand to Tribal council. Back at the Lomand camp the plan looked to be to vote out David however Parvati sensed that her and So were on the outs. The two scrambled to come up with a plan to blind side Vince. With the help of Natalie of Ossa they created a Fake Hidden immunity Idol to try and convenience Pete and Aras to flip on the alliance of Joe, Angie, and Vince. Pete wouldn't budge making Aras the swing vote to tie the vote. In the end Aras decided to stick with the original plan to vote David making him the 3rd person voted out.

15 are left, who will be voted out next?

[Host JFP]

Yes I aalready have an EP title for this but I don't care LOMAN IS LOVE, LOMAND IS LIFE.

[Austin]

Ossa > Lomand, lets be real.

[Host Wes]

Lomand is going ape shit in the tribe chat to the point that Ossa knows about it!

[Host Wes]

If Lomand wasn't so dysfunctional I really think they would kill this challenge.

[Host JFP]

Joe Anglim
SO WHO ARE THE SHADY TWO
GROW A PAIR AND FESS UP
thehairofjoe kicked raftingpersonaqueen out of this group chat.
thehairofjoe kicked davidddmurphyyy out of this group chat.
32 mins ago
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
It's not a big deal man.
30 mins ago
Angie J's iconAngie J
Let's just focus on the challenge
29 mins ago
Pete Yurkowski's iconPete Yurkowski
This feels like a one person challenge
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
Silence speaks volumes.....cowards
I have photoshop I can help out with the challenge
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
I'm not really sure how it'd work using teamwork.
Joe.
28 mins ago
Pete Yurkowski's iconPete Yurkowski
I have photoshop but I'm shit at it
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
It doesn't matter.
I have GIMP.
Pete Yurkowski's iconPete Yurkowski
But are you good at it?
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
I'm... decent with it.
Not perfect, but I'm okay.
Angie J's iconAngie J
I suppose we could all make our own signals and then choose the best one
27 mins ago
Pete Yurkowski's iconPete Yurkowski
I like that, Angie!
Let's work on a few tonight!
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
What items should we choose?
27 mins ago
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
I think paint and country flag for sure
I also think a tree to set on fire
Pete Yurkowski's iconPete Yurkowski
Can we have our tribe sittig around a fire, under a large tree, paiting a flag, with maybe people cuddling under a blanket <3
26 mins ago
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Is there a place to get pictures of Survivor players without backgrounds?
23 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Okay, time to address the elephant in the room.
23 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Not going to sit around and let people go to me blaming ME for this plan to vote for Vince.
22 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I'm aware of an alliance with Vince, Joe, and Angie. Not sure if others are in it, but I know those 3 are together. Basically, I was trying to do something to get myself out of the minority on this tribe. I knew I was an outcast, and I knew that I needed to do something to fix it. If there's a problem with me trying to play the game and further myself, you can speak up, I'll gladly address it in here.
As for the challenge, I'm bad at photo editing and anything to do with it.
So Kim's iconSo Kim
I pretty much agree with everything that Parv said
21 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
And now it's irrelevant and unnecessary to message m privately about it, because it's out in the open.
So Kim's iconSo Kim
People are playing this game for them 3
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I'm open to talk about the game with people, if somebody is willing to do that with me.
If not, I guess I'll do my best on Redemption.
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
What makes you think that!
*?
Aras Baskauskas's iconAras Baskauskas
Like guys it's round 2
20 mins ago
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
So you have no interesting in working with us?
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I never said that. I said, y'all are working together.
Aras Baskauskas's iconAras Baskauskas
Why declare the game for an alliance that possibly exists
So Kim's iconSo Kim
so basically have an alliance with 7 people
when there's 7 people on the tribe
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
^
So Kim's iconSo Kim
yeeah that's not gonna work
Angie J's iconAngie J
What did you hear all this from David? The guy who was going home and scrambling?
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I'm not up for the whole "one big happy family" thing.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
So if tribe switch happens you won't work with us?
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
No, I didn't hear it from David.
19 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Infact, I have known about this for quite some time now.
Angie J's iconAngie J
And?
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
And what?
What do ya wanna know?
I'll let you know.
Angie J's iconAngie J
Who'd you hear it from then
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I'm not throwing people under the bus, this wasn't me trying to attack you guys.
It's just me throwing everything out in the open, instead of having to reply to all the personal messages I have received.
Angie J's iconAngie J
Oh PUH-lease
18 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Don't "Oh PUH-lease" me.
Angie J's iconAngie J
Well I just did
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Okay, sweetheart.
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
That's fair. I'm sure you're getting plenty of messages.
17 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Let me break this down for you.
I'm not up for the whole "human centipede" aspect of this tribe. I don't stick my head up anybody's asses, and I don't plan to do that ever. If people have a problem with it, well, sounds like a personal one to me. If you're not with me, you're against me basically.
Angie J's iconAngie J
No one wonder you find Russell entertaining, you should be playing as him
16 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Okay sweetheart, whatever you say.
I'm just being real
So Kim's iconSo Kim
to be honest this looks like a fucking cult
and angie is the cult leader
if you guys want to vote me out then go ahead
Angie J's iconAngie J
Gee my fault for wanting a unitied tribe if there's a swap I guess
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Angie, you went to everybody and asked for the same alliance deals
15 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Don't talk about unified shit.
Angie J's iconAngie J
Okay sweetheart
So Kim's iconSo Kim
i wasn't part of any plan
people were just telling me what to do
and i'm not gonna be kissing any asses to stay in the game a little further
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Preach sista
14 mins ago
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
Whatever, I'm not doing the challenge
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Okay
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Seriously?
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
You guys clearly want me out, trying to throw me under the bus, because this tribe is a "cult"
So Kim's iconSo Kim
what a shocker
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Drama or not, if we don't do the challenge we're going to lose.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Joe nobody mentions your name ever
Aras Baskauskas's iconAras Baskauskas
Yeah regardless of drama I want to do the challenge
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I just want to put that out there.
13 mins ago
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
And there's no way to be sure we'll be safe unless we do it.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
You mentioned my name early
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Everybody is aware that Angie is the one running things, and nobody voted for you last tribal
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
"Vince, Joe and Angie"
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I mentioned your name because you decided to associate with those people
Ain't nobody worried about you
So don't try to act like the victim here
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
I'm not a victim, apparently you are
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
When you know damn well that you never had any intentions of working with me, or "trusting me" like you said.
I never said I was a victim, I just said I'm not putting up with this..
11 mins ago
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
Whatever Parvati, I did trust you, I shared with you the idol clue, I wanted our tribe to be united, but clearly you guys don't want that
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I'm not gonna sit around and wait for my tourch to be put out.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
Well what is this doing for you Parv
Where is this getting you?
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
It's getting me the hell off this tribe.
10 mins ago
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Parvati, who told you about this "alliance"? This game is an online one - there's no way to know about one of them unless you're in it or you've been told about it.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
If I have to go to Redemption, it's pretty simple.
Obviously I was told about it
I didn't read your damn minds
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Well who told you?
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
or write down random names and say they are alligned
That doesn't matter.
It's irrelevant to what we're talking about
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
It's safe to assume that person can't be trusted.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
And it's irrelevant now.
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
It's very relevant.
5 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I don't think it's relevant anymore.
It's out in the open, it doesn't matter who told me.
I'm not going to out somebody who told me information in confidence.
4 mins ago
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Well, if it's David, then you know he was just grasping at straws.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
It wasn't, I can confirm that.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
I mean unless they are not playing the game, you've already outed them
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I don't know what you're talking about.
2 mins ago
So Kim's iconSo Kim
Are you guys even gonna try to do the challenge because if not let me know
i don't want to be wasting my time
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Yeah, same.
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
I'm working on it.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
Well you guys can do the challenge
Its one submission
So Kim's iconSo Kim
thanks vince
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
If the minute you're not on our tribe you're going to gun for us, why should I waste my time
1 min ago
So Kim's iconSo Kim
if you need any help let me know
Aras Baskauskas's iconAras Baskauskas
I'd like to know what I can do to help with the disclaimer that I don't have any digital skill. But if you need an idiotic thing in windows paint I'm all yours
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Don't put words in my mouth
and quit being a baby Joe
Cry me a fucking river.
Aras Baskauskas's iconAras Baskauskas
In fairness that seems like what you're leaning towards
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
You're right
Why would I work with a group who doesn't want me to be here?
Ouuu, let's merge and get our BIG HAPPY FAMILY of 7 to the final 7.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
Totally making me want to spend my time working on the challenge to help you out
No thanks
just now
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Cool
Aras Baskauskas's iconAras Baskauskas
Nobody said that really, now you're doing the same thing Joe did. Paraphrasing your thoughts/actions
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Well, if you're in as much danger as you make it seem, wouldn't you want to win Immunity?
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I think I'd rather win something more individual, like at Redemption.
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Same with this alliance that I'm apparently a part of.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Don't say apparently sweetie
it'
it's clear
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Oh.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
You're so stupid, like you're actually really bad at this game. Why are you thinking about the Final 7, we're at the Final 15
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Funny how Joe started bitching when people voted you

[Jaime Dugan]

i repeat, parvati is everything

"Funny how Joe started bitching when people voted you" boom.

i haven't feel the joe/peaches and cream hype so i love this. 

[The Tasha Fox]

Um no. She made a terrible move too fast and it's going to end up costing her. Round 2? Really? But it was a bit entertaining seeing her to to flip the vote. Joe/Vince/Angie <3

[Jaime Dugan]

Apr 30, 2015 2:45:08 GMT The Tasha Fox said:

Um no. She made a terrible move too fast and it's going to end up costing her. Round 2? Really? But it was a bit entertaining seeing her to to flip the vote. Joe/Vince/Angie <3

oh it was dumb as hell but it's entertaining and i'm not a fan of those three. i think she can get her way out of it

[Host JFP]

Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Joe don't tell me I'm bad at this game
you don't know me on a personal level
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
You're bad at this game
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Why would I want to work with a tribe where I'm on the bottom?
I'm not a fucking idiot.
And you know what? You're a blithering fucking idiot.
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Well, apparently I'm at the bottom.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
You just had people save you
so you're dumb
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Judging by this last vote.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
cry me a river
So Kim's iconSo Kim
yeah right vince
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
boo fucking hoo
15 mins ago
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
I'm not crying. I'm laughing at the fact that a simple vote almost had me leave.
So Kim's iconSo Kim
if you guys wouldn't have bitched about receiving three votes all of this wouldn't be hapening
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
I'm not bitching!
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Joe was acting like a baby
So Kim's iconSo Kim
joe clearly was
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
I just wanted to know what happened.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
So what are you the top of the other tribe or something? You have no idea when a swap will happen or if one will happen and who you'll end up with. You decide to try to split our tribe WAY earlier, probably screwing all of us over
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Y'all approached me about it, so I addressed it here.
Pretty simple if oyu ask me.
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
I mean, we did.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
If I screwed all of you over, then I think I may have accomplished something.
13 mins ago
Johnny Fairplay's icon
omg you guys
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
I think he meant the whole tribe.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
Yeah you suck that bad haha
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I'd have a better shot over there, where the human centipede doesn't reside.
Johnny Fairplay's icon
*munches popcorn*
Aras Baskauskas's iconAras Baskauskas
Here JFP borrow mine
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Hey Fairplay, dear.
Aras Baskauskas's iconAras Baskauskas
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Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
The Queen of being terrible at Survivor
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
So Kim, you're so beautiful.
Angie, you're such a bitch.
So Kim's iconSo Kim
thanks my love you too <3
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
You should be spending more time working on your SOS signal
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I'm not worried about that.
Does it look like I give a flying fuck if I'm voted out?
Send me to redemption. At least if I win I can help by giving out idol clues.
11 mins ago
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
You'll probably lose
Because you suck at Survivor
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
You don't even know me
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Actually, she'd probably win. She beat Jim.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Joe you couldn't even beat your opponent, Natalie
so don't talk to me
Your social game is equivalent to sticking your head so far up Angie's asshole.
10 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Doesn't sound very "great" to me.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
LOL at least I can vote correctly at Tribal Council
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I voted correctly
I wrote who the hell I wanted to vote.
And I'll do it again.
and again
and again
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
So you wanted to self-vote round one lolololololol
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
and again
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
If Angie's the leader, why'd you vote me?
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Yep, I did.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
Because you suck at Survivor
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Thought there was a better chance at getting you out
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
That's fair.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
It's called being busy Joe
Something personal happende you insensitive asshole
9 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Self voted cause I'm bad at survivor XD !
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
If you want to be voted off why not just quit
Save us time
Aras Baskauskas's iconAras Baskauskas
I like how Vince is the chillest guy here.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Because I'm not a quitter.
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Thank you Aras.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I have no problem with Vince.
I like Vince, sorry if you felt like the vote was personal.
It was in no way personal.
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
And Parv.
I understand, now that you've explained it.
8 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
I had no problem with anybody, until Joe didn't shut his damn fucking mouth.
So now I have a problem with him.
He can't even win a challenge against one person
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
I still don't understand. Did you think you had the numbers?
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
USELESS!
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
At least I can vote with a majority hahahaha
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
It wouldn't have mattered if I had the numbers or not.
Yeah because you're part of the human centipede you moronic fool
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
Totes
7 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
You act like your "insults" if that's what you wanna call them are offending me.
I think you're an absolute idiot, and if you win, I would be really shocked.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
lol nice one
6 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Thanks sweetie.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
ANYTIME!
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Notice how you're the only one stil bothered about all of this.
I find this amusing as hell.
3 mins ago
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
haha I'm not bothered
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
...Yeah you are, dude.
2 mins ago
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Thank you Vince.
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Any time.
1 min ago
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
Don't tell me what I am Vince
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
I'm not trying to take sides here.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
And the oscar goes to
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
You've gotten really upset about this whole thing.
Joe Anglim's iconJoe Anglim
You should be, she just voted you out
just now
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
It was nothing personal.
So Kim's iconSo Kim
he's still fucking here
get over it
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
She explained herself well.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
Simply strategic, me trying to get myself in a better position on this tribe.
Vince Sly's iconVince Sly
Plus I'm still here.
Parvati Shallow's iconParvati Shallow
How'd that work for me?
Not very good.
But, I don't care that much.

[Host JFP]

PEACHES AND CREAM IS OVVVVEEEERRRRRR

[Host Wes]

From the looks of it Vince might flip on #COOLnuts

[Sophie Clarke]

OK FAIRPLAY

ur great <3 but like ... it's so hard to read AIM transcripts when it is just copied and pasted. like I tried to read how awesomely parvati and so kim called out the elephant in the room but it was just too much.

idk how to remedy this tho

i wish we could animate it, with like video game 1995 dialogue realness.

[Sophie Clarke]

Apr 30, 2015 4:39:15 GMT Host Wes said:

From the looks of it Vince might flip on #COOLnuts

like in that he'll join the people that just tried to get him out? amazing.

[Host JFP]

Yeah Sophie, sorry, but this isn't like when I did the same for you Jaime and Tasha in Colombia, keep in mind that this a lot of shit to say and it also involves SEVEN PEOPLE.

If I find the time to edit it tho I'll try <3