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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:22:47 GMT
Cut to the chase there, pee pants.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:23:19 GMT
Addicts everywhere will still lie, cheat, and steal just to get a fix.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:23:34 GMT
Eh, I’m tired. Maybe he is from the International Pretentious Association, and he’s here to remove your goatee.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:23:56 GMT
Great moment, there, dumb-ass. It starts out with a profound misunderstanding of how the human body works, and winds up with you shattering some old man’s hand.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:24:40 GMT
I gotta tell you there, Supercuts. I’ve seen a lot of crazy things at this hospital. I’ve seen smokers live to be a hundred, and I’ve seen triathletes come in here and drop dead at twenty. I’ve seen unbridled joy, and I’ve seen debilitating pain. But I never thought I’d see a jumpsuit wearing, van driving, vomit cleaning, no good confounded Frankenstein looking baffoon like you get a girl like Barbie.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:24:52 GMT
Okay! Now, just because Jordan thinks it’s cute that you’re violating her little sister doesn’t mean that you can use my guest-room for your nerdy, G-rated sexcapades.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:25:13 GMT
What’s the matter? Are you getting all sore around that hump above your butt where your tail used to be?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:25:54 GMT
I’m afraid you have me confused with somebody who gives a crap. And it’s okay, you don’t need to be embarrassed, turns out it happens all the time. For instance, my father actually made the same mistake on his death bed.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:26:06 GMT
This is the closest I’ve come to not hating myself after sleeping with you.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:26:16 GMT
Well, that’s not entirely true. Since the arrival of my son, I think I’ve become more patient. Plus, I can’t believe these words are coming out of my mouth, I’ve learned that not all of Newbie’s ideas are completely ridiculous. Do you love it as much as I do?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:26:43 GMT
Oh my God, it is a completely useless organ. Oh, wait a minute, that’s not completely true. Here, it turns out, we could remove it and then jam it in your mouth to keep you from asking the same question we’ve been going over for three straight days. Now, come on, we’re both in a position to get some good news here: You’re gonna feel better, and I’m gonna get the world’s most annoying patient the hell out of my hair. Plus, you’re in a bonus situation – I hand-picked the surgeon that you’re going to be torturing.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:27:01 GMT
Oh, no. Here, I was led to believe that you were doing a gift certificate kind of thing. But, to sit and eat…with you, that’s-that’s just…that’s crazy talk! I have half a mind to issue you a drug test. I mean, come on, what’d I sign up for….?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:27:13 GMT
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. You’re wrong, you’re wrong, you’re wrong.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:27:23 GMT
You go do that. And I’ll go find God, quit drinking, get in touch with myself emotionally, and we’ll meet right back here at half past impossible. Mm’kay?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:27:38 GMT
Good God. She can’t be stopped.
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