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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:27:57 GMT
I can’t stop thinking about putting up with you.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:28:22 GMT
You make me want to kill myself and everybody around me!
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:28:48 GMT
Lookit, enough of the squawk-box, all right? And just keep your eye on the road, whatta you say?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:29:21 GMT
I was talking to you ladies. Newbie, listen to me. You never stop being annoyed by the little things. Take Gandhi here. Your wife is the bossiest woman I’ve ever met. Are you trying to tell me that you’re not bothered by that?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:29:48 GMT
Please don’t make me go out with Barbie and, yes, I know it’s too easy, Ken.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:30:08 GMT
Newbie, when a patient has an infection, I make it a general policy not to actually push on it. Just start Ancef 1 gram Q 8 hours, and oh, my God, did I just ask my ex-wife to move in with me?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:30:49 GMT
Good point, Carla. Say, you don’t happen to have any other gems you wanna lay on us before you run off to couples therapy to sift through the wreckage that is the first year of your marriage, do ya?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:31:06 GMT
Yeah. Gotta vomit first.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:31:26 GMT
My God, Newbie, it’s been two furiously frustrating years – how is it possible that you still don’t get me? I would never compare you to the gays! I like the gays – I like their music, I like their sense of style, I especially like what they’ve done with Halloween – but our thing is that you are a little girl. That’s who you are!
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:31:51 GMT
Say, that was some real Nancy Drew stuff, there…Nancy. I mean, absolutely irrelevant as far as medicine goes, but damn amusing!
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:32:35 GMT
Jordan. What a coincidence! You were in my dream last night. I can’t say for certain, but I was having the flesh torn from my bones by a cross-eyed water snake — you, right?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:32:58 GMT
Congratulations. You get to represent the Kelso Kennel Club at the big show in Reno. Just remember, when you are posing and prancing in front of the judges, to keep that shaved behind of yours held up nice and high like the proud little puppy that you are. Then when it comes time to hand out those blue ribbons, it’ll be such an exciting time for you – it really will be – but for the love of God, Newbie, you gotta try, try, try not to squeeze out a dookie on the astroturf. Because, uh, I mean, God forbid you were ever an embarrassment to Master Bob, right?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:33:21 GMT
Terrence doesn’t follow him around the shop all day telling him just exactly what color is in” this season or showing all of the other employees that he is not in fact the boss of his own life. You see, the woman is everywhere! She’s there when I work out in the morning, when I work out in the car on the way to work, and when I work out when I get to work. I can’t seem to get away from her. And that used to be fine when she just came around for five minutes every month or so to feed on my dignity, but now, I’d honestly kill myself, Bob, if I wasn’t convinced that Jordan wouldn’t already be there waiting for me in the afterlife. You see, typical of her, she went ahead and signed us up for an eternal tandem bike-ride all along the banks of the River Styx.”
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:33:50 GMT
Carla, you’re forcing me to say something that I prayed I’d never have to say again to another woman: Please, please, please, put down the cup of urine.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:34:21 GMT
Life is pointless Gandhi, and I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. The only thing more pointless than life itself is being a doctor. I mean, bottom line, you spend eight years and 200Gs trying to get through med school and what do you have to show for it? I’ll tell ya. A diploma on your wall, and a bullseye on your back.
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