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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:01:31 GMT
Listen, Super Girl: I’m gonna break you down into so many little pieces that my grandmother, who can do a thousand-piece puzzle of clear-blue sky in less than an hour, will never be able to finish putting you back together again. Even if she does go back in time to when her vision was perfect.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:01:44 GMT
Hey, camel-butt!
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:01:59 GMT
Get the hell away from me.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:02:12 GMT
Dan, do you ever have to pinch yourself to make sure it’s all not some crazy dream?
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:02:32 GMT
Dorian, again! That I don’t know if it’s the hormones or if the baby is actually eating the the bitch-cells but Jordan has…softened.In fact last night she…she ask me to cuddle her.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:02:45 GMT
There-there are actually many things in life that I’ve yet to figure out, like why men wear cellphones on their belt when they could so easily fit them in their pocket mere millimeters away. Or why – and I’m not complaining – women wear tube-tops even though every ten seconds it makes them do this: Get back in there!But, of all my endless queries, the one thing I damn sure will figure out – and soon – is how you keep coming up with all these fancy-pants answers. It is, for all intents and purposes, like they’re falling from the sky.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:03:08 GMT
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! One of you minions spit out another question, will ya! Yo! Nervous Guy – now I don’t care how many times your little prepubescent voice cracks. Hit me, baby
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:03:28 GMT
Ahhh, sorry to interrupt you, there, Bobbo, but I gotta ask you a quick question. Now, when you were born — nay, spawned” — by the Dark Prince himself, did that rat-bastard forget to give you a hug before he sent you along your way? Because you can’t just let two good nurses go on account of feeling small and insignificant. And, besides, with your money, you oughtta able to keep a little man tucked away in the closet and bring him out whenever you want to knock him around, huh?”
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:03:43 GMT
Look at that. I knew I smelled that odd combination of fear and baby powder.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:04:06 GMT
No, you look! If someone had asked me just this morning, Is there any way that I could have less respect for you two geniuses? I would have said, No! No, that’s not possible!” But, lo and behold, you went and pulled it off. Congratulations. The only problem is I’m -I’m fresh out of blue ribbons, so instead, you’re gonna have to settle for a lifetime supply of my foot up your ass! Now go home. You’re not fit to work tonight.”
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:04:22 GMT
Yes, I can, but I’m not sure just how much we’ll get done. I’ll tell you what. We’ll go over here and brainstorm while we wolf down these sandwiches.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:04:35 GMT
I’m–I’m–I’m sorry. Look, there’s a new doctor at the hospital, and she is such a relentless chore that every time she’s harping at me, I actually see your face.
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:04:47 GMT
…in our defense, you’re overly cheery and we were bored…
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:05:00 GMT
Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Just skip the rest of your I’ll show you speech
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Post by Diggy Diesel J Jim Bomb Lynch on Apr 25, 2015 1:05:11 GMT
Underneath it all, he is pure evil.
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