THE JOE SHOW

[Joe]

-=- THE JOE SHOW -=-

Oh man HERE WE GO! The game has begun and I'm SO PUMPED. I'm here to have fun and here to play hard LETS DO THIS. Right now I'm trying to be the levity for my tribe. Keep everything light and fun, and be the "doofus" but I'm here to play and I think I'll shock a lot of people because they'll underestimate me.

Right out of the gate I'm already in 3 alliances, I have two F2 alliances and one F4 alliance. The first alliance I made was with Parvati, we are #teambeautiful. This alliance was just made because I thought Parv was cool and figured she'd be active. I was a but wrong on that, this alliance could be pretty useful since she's a bit of a peripheral player, but I'm now meh on Parv. We're a pretty sexy alliance though, so its still a nice to have. The next alliance I made is with my boy Vince. Literally this was our conversation that blossomed this PURE beauty of an alliance:

Joe
Mr Vince, can I offer a peach offering hahahaha
peace*

Vince Sly
I was actually just about to message you, Joey Amazing.

Joe
lolol but peachs are yum yum yum

Vince Sly
We can symbolize it with peaches.
Make like Tyson and Gervase and be the Peach Bandits.

Joe
Even though we just met, now all I want is an alliance with you and for it to be called #peachesandcream

Vince Sly
I would be on board with that Joe.

Joe
Legit?
Because I think that would be awesome

Vince Sly
Totally.

And that was all it took to birth something so beautiful and amazing #peachesandcream was born. IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST PEACH!

I LOVE VINCE! He is amazing and I'm so happy I get to work with him. This season is going to be awesome. My F4 alliance is myself, Angie, Petey and Vince. Still nameless but don't worry I'm working on it. I like this group, Petey is super awesome, and Angie is cool. She's a little boring for me, but every alliance needs that serious person. We have a great balance in this bunch.

I also really like the rest of my tribe, and I think they all like me which I definitely want. Aras is super chill and super sweet. So genuinely nice, I really like him and plan on alligning with him. SO is my hero. SO real. SO fierce. David is a bit boring but also super nice, really liked him the first night. And Sue is indirectly hilarious for never being here. Just popping in and leaving #firstboot. 

Overall I think we're off to a great start, I'm excited for the rest of the game! I'm going to have a lot of fun with it!

[The Tasha Fox]

Oh my gosh, so sexy. luv it.

[Joe]

I am having WAYYYYYYYYY to much fun with this character. JOE AMAZING IS LOVE!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

ANYWHOOZLES, we lost Sue #ripsue but LOTS HAS HAPPENED OH MAN OH MAN. I now have MANY ALLIANCES. Parvati has showed up so #teambeautiful is still a thing! YAYAYAYAY

I'm getting closer with my four person alliance and we now have a name #COCOnuts. Vince (aka Peaches) is still my everything love him! But I also LOVE Petey #peteyisbest. Petey is probably my favourite second to Peaches. Petey is real, I trust him, he's solid. I don't really like Angie. Angie is not nice, and she's not fun. Honestly I want Angie out. Too soon right now though, but long term I don't want her around at all. Petey and Peaches and JOEY AMAZING for Final 3. No Angie allowed!

I even started branching out to other tribe, and have two "secret alliances" with Laura (#taytaylove) and Jim (#thejuicyjs). Honestly, both are FAKE. Petey and Peaches are my baes, these are "just in case" allies. But I don't mind stringing them along, I'm playing a SOCIAL game. Everyone loves JOEY AMAZING! I am the favourite! I even got a clue just for asking, but the clue is tough. I don't even need idol, I don't need Immunity, I will win by BEING ME, BEING JOEY, BEING AMAZING!

This rounds vote is easy, bye bye David. David doesn't even talk, he is never around. Easy peezy lemon squeezy!

I hope I can get another clue for the idol to share with Peaches and Petey. I don't even care if they find it, I trust them completely and know they'll tell me. They love me, and will underestimate me in this game because I'm JOEY AMAZING <3 OTTP goofball, but little do they know, I'm playing. I won't be a sneaky strategists, but I'm working my way into people's hearts. I want to be someone who is never a target and everyone loves. I don't want to have to work in this game, I'm here for fun and for people to do work for me. This rollercoaster ride will be fun!

Also to my favourite BROsts, you guys are doing amazing so far! LOVING IT! <3 <3 <3

[Host JFP]

Thanks bro <3.

[Host Wes]

Aw Thanks. That means alot coming from you but I'm the better Joey

[Joe]

Apr 29, 2015 2:59:27 GMT Host Wes said:

Aw Thanks. That means alot coming from you but I'm the better Joey

UM NO

[Host Wes]

Apr 29, 2015 3:05:51 GMT Joe said:

Apr 29, 2015 2:59:27 GMT Host Wes said:

Aw Thanks. That means alot coming from you but I'm the better Joey

UM NO

Um yea

[Joe]

Apr 29, 2015 3:07:11 GMT Host Wes said:

Apr 29, 2015 3:05:51 GMT Joe said:

UM NO

Um yea

UM NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Joe]

YOU ARE WES CRAZY PANTS

[Sophie Clarke]

U SEEM cute

[Joe]

I am PISSED. My tribe sucks, none of them have my back #hurt

[The Tasha Fox]

It's okay You're still a beast <3

[Joe]

I AM SAD. I AM HURT. I AM DONE.

Last night was terrible. There is no more #teambeautiful, no more #peachesandcream, no more #COCOnuts. JOEY AMAZING <3 is gone. Lomand is not a tribe, Lomand is a shell. It is full of snakes and I AM DONE WITH THEM.

After Tribal Council there are two people who voted against the tribe and I AM PISSED. Why try to pull something when you can't, why ruin unity when there's no need, then I find out it was SO AND PARVATI! PARVATI!?!?!?! She didn't even talk to me about voting another way. If we were together, why wouldn't she at least talk to me. I gave her my idol clue, but she still didn't like me or want to trust me. I just don't get it.

Then when we bring this up Parvati goes off on everyone, but nobody is defending. They just let her go on and on and on and on, spewing garbage and lies. Throwing me, Angie and Vince under the bus. WELL IM NOT OK WITH THAT. IM NEVER OK WITH LIARS. 

I can't trust anyone on my tribe. I don't even like Angie. Pete told Parvati Angie/Vince/Me were an alliance. Aras is irrelevant. Vince tried to make me his bitch by SIDING WITH PARVATI IN A PUBLIC ARGUEMENT TO SETTLE ME DOWN AFTER SHE VOTED HIM OUT. UM sorry Vince for defending you, but it's cool that you're now fucking buddy buddy with Parvati. How dare you, you are not my keeper, I'm not going to let you tell me how to act. Even Angie had the decency when she wanted me to stop to tell me in private, showing some respect. You tried to make me look like some domestic animal that you control. Fuck you. Our alliance is over. If you don't respect me, I have no time for you.

Honestly, last night sucked the fun out of this game for me. I WAS DEFENDING OUR TRIBE. So and Parvati were vile calling us a "human centipede" saying they were going to turn on us and all but begging us to vote them out. They will flip the minute they get the chance and our tribe is already ruined. I DEFEND US BUT NOBODY HAD MY BACK. I'm on a tribe full of COWARDS. I am done with them. GUESS WHAT I'm now going to flip too, the minute I can. 

I didn't want to do the challenge, I knew I could do better than Pete, but whatever I put in minimal effort whipped something up and they can use it if they want. I didn't do this for Parvati and So, and did this for the rest of my tribe because I need to show them that if they want to win, I'm still with them, even though I'm not. Game started last night, and it's going to be a mean game based on the players. I'm done being nice, IM DONE TRYING! They need to prove themselves to me now, because THEY DONT HAVE MY BACK. My alliance left me hanging and I won't forget it.

[Joe]

I won for my tribe and I can't even be happy about it.........

[Joe]

UGH I thought Lomad was bad. I mean it was because Parvati is so damn toxic, but the real problem on that tribe was Vince. And he's still a problem, I can't even with the kid.

I want to have fun with this game, but he literally sucks out all the fun because he's just so bad at the game. SO BAD. Like I can't believe how bad he is. First we had that falling out, I hadn't been talking to him as much, but he still trusts me as his number one. Still calling me "cream". Does he not pick up on the differences in how I speak to him. I mean come on man.

This TC is so stupid, I literally have no idea what's going to happen, but Vince is grating my nerves. I almost wish I was being voted out to get away from these crazies. The vote started as Keith or Laura. Obviously I wanted Keith out, because I really like Laura, but Keith did something that really grinded my gears. He tried to get me to turn on Laura because of a personal vendetta he has against her from other games. 1) This is an alias game, we're not supposed to know who others are. 2) Fuck you for cheating and trying to blow Laura's alias just to advance yourself. This is bullshit and I know he didn't do this just to me, he's done it to Pete for sure, and potentially others in the tribe. There are explicit rules about not revealing aliases in this game, and he is breaking them by revealing her's and using it as strategy to take her out. This is not ok and something should be done.

I am 110% voting for Keith. He is not a good player, and I don't respect the way he broke the rules to try and get me to vote out Laura. He needs to be punished by the mods, not just get a warning. He didn't do this to just me, he told Vince, he told Pete and I'm sure he's told others. If you're going to have a strict alias rule, it should be enforced and people's aliases should be protected.