THE JOE SHOW

[Joe]

Cheaters never prosper......oh wait I guess they do. I hate Vince, I hate Keith, get me out of here. I hope Pete kicks ass on RI.

[Joe]

JUSTICE!

[Joe]

The last few rounds have been such a disaster, I barely was able to live them let alone retell them. This has seriously been one of the dumbest groups of people I've ever played with. UGH. Its literally so frustrating. 

So it all begins after the atrocity that was Pete getting voted out. So wrong. And Keith winning, it was actually disgusting, and I wasn't going to just sit there quietly. I was mad, and I let Keith have it. I exposed what he did to everyone, and I went after him. Then he showed what a true ass hat he truly was and started going after Liz. Of course I defended her, because he was literally bullying her right then and there. And during all of this he tried to play the victim, he is seriously the worst. And then when Laura finally came on of course he shows his true colours like the true idiot he is. I'm so happy he was removed. He was an idiot.

And the best part was, when Keith was removed from the game, he took with him the basket Vince put all of his eggs in, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Literally Vince banked everything on Keith, and now all of a sudden he is in the minority. Not only that he tries to turn the girls against me. Like what the fuck dude? And then on top of that he comes to me like "I'm not going to vote for you", so what you want me to force a tie against one of them or something? Burn that possible bridge, after you had just proved how shady you were in this game......no thank you. Bye Vince. Vince was super nice, but super shady and I just couldn't trust him. I never felt like he had my back, he was only looking out for number one.

Now the merge, Natalie is back, and everything is quiet.... too quiet. I literally have no clue what's happening, nobody is talking to me. Only Laura. Its weird, but I take this moment to talk to someone I think is on the outs. Someone similar to me in this game. I talk to Woo. I propose we make a secret alliance, us two to the end #theflowbros. I think there's a lot of power in secrecy, and if we can make a secret alliance work, that would be HUGE!

Turns out it was a good thing I put in the work making that foundation with Woo because Tribal was a shit show. I was left out of every plan, and now Parvati is gone. I didn't even like Parvati but I knew that was a bad move. One, I didn't like being left out, that really annoyed me. But being left out compared to being blatantly lied to by Laura......done. I'm sorry, but that was just not cool. That alliance block of 4 totally showed their cards and how shady they are. I get it you guys are close, well I see you know, you lit yourself up quite well.

Now it is time to unite #theoutsiders. So far five of us are in, we just need Woo. If we do this the game is ours! We can pick them off one after the other and then let Parvati finish them off. Any of us would be dumb teaming up with 4 people who just showed us all they don't trust us. They're so stupid, STUPID STUPID STUPID. And anyone who would team up with them after that is even more stupid.

[Joe]

Have I said I'm playing with idiots.....because IM PLAYING WITH IDIOTS. 

Quickest way to lose the game, screw over 5 other people at the start of the merge. SMART MOVE! I think it was Aras, but it could have been Woo. UGH its just so frustrating. Why can't I catch a break. This was such a good setup, now we're at the wim of whoever flipped to decide whether or no they want a chance to win the game?

Also Katie is actually the most obnoxious person. She clearly doesn't want to win either. If these people want to pick us off, good on them they played well, but they better realize that we're going on the jury and they need to at least show us respect, because a Laura win would be mighty satisfying.

[Joe]

This game is so frustrating. I'm literally in a position where I have to scrape my way through the rest of this game, all because Aras is too stupid to realize how much of an idiot he is.

He thinks he made this amazing move to flip, but he didn't. All he did was fuck over 5 people who will be on the jury. And I confronted him about it, trying to see if he at least realized that what he did was stupid and his answer was "How is it a bad move if it gets me farther in this game?" I just can't. This will probably be the last alias game I ever play if the pool of contestants is this fucking dense. The goal of Survivor is not getting to the end, it's getting to the end AND WINNING. You can't just make the finals and expect your words to magically turn people's opinion. Like I'm going to be on the jury thinking "Wow, Aras fucked me over and never spoke to me in the game, but his speech is so amazing how can I not vote for him to win." SORRY ARAS. That's not real life. You actually have to play the social side of the game and YOU'RE A POTATO. You just handed 4 people the chance to win, and threw away your own. 

My goal now is to get Laura and Liz to wake up and actually try to win this game. I'm letting them use me as a vote any way they want. Its the only move I have to play. Jim/Aras/Katie don't even talk to me. Katie has never spoken to me, she just ignores my messages. Either she's super cocky or just terrible at the game. Either way I want to take them down. And the first one to go will hopefully be Aras.

[Joe]

WELL FUCK.

Good news and bad news. Bad news Aras won Immunity, good news Katie blatantly threw the challenge and LIZ SAW EVERYTHING. It would have been a lot easier making the push for Aras this round, but Liz and Laura HAVE to see that those three are a unit now. It's so obvious. I'm the only person on the "other side" that is 100% with them. They can't afford to vote me out, because they will give up any chance at ever having power.

Of course they very well can have their own deal or good situation in their group, but this is my only chance right now. I think its smart for them to finally take control and own a move in the game. But I'm fully expecting to be voted out this round, which is fine I'm tired of playing with idiots. Katie/Jim/Aras are so fucking obnoxious. They don't even talk to me. If they're the Final 3 I'm random.org-ing that vote, because I could give less of a shit about any of them. They're "suddenly" all bffs...... I just hope Liz and Laura wake up because I'd love to see these guys get fucking curb stomped by a blindside. Otherwise this season will just be a predictable pagonging by idiots.

So it will be me or Katie/Jim. If it's me, I guess it's been a good go. Honestly Ive not really enjoyed this game haha. Nothing against the Hosts just the people have been terrible. It has actually turned me off the alias community and playing with them. Guess I'm just getting too old for this shit haha. 

[Joe]

womp womp

Well I turned a death sentence into a tie, at least I shaked some things up! Now time to go to RI. At least I don't have to talk to anyone in the game anymore.......oh wait......they didn't talk to me anyways. LOL

Final Tribal Council will be fun...

[Joe]

Am I supposed to still be writing confessionals? I guess I'm still in the game but kinda in limbo. I destroyed the last challenge, murdered my competition, haha. I wish I had eliminated both of them. I really want to get back in, I really want redemption. But I don't see it in the cards, because I have a feeling the last one will be an endurance challenge. I know that was already used when Natalie came back, but I just have a feeling it will be used again. I have a life, I have a career, endurance challenges are a non-start for me. Quite frankly I just have more important things to do with my time. I would never be able to devote 14 hours posting every minute or something ridiculous like that. I just have too much stuff on the go. So hopefully it continues to be more skill based challenges. I hate flash games, this tetris one is brutal just because I have no idea what a good score is. I think 16k is a good score, that's where I'm at now, but for all I know its a really shit score. It just got to the point where it goes so fast I can't keep up.

Hopefully I make it through this one, I just have to beat one of them. Jim has been MIA and Laura is Laura, so I should be good. I'm still dedicated, I'm still in it and I want to fight my way back into this game.

[Joe]

Wow I guess Jim and Laura literally could care less about this game. 1,000 points, that's a joke. To think I was nervous. I have a feeling Jim is going to Tina Wesson himself back in though. Clearly I want it most and he doesn't even care. Let's get to this next duel!

[Joe]

....whatever

I knew it would be endurance. So annoying. Really wanted to fight my way back in, but I work tomorrow, up at 6am. I'm about to go to bed so I don't even get a fair shake at starting tonight since it was posted so late. Maybe I get in a couple hours tomorrow, but the American's have a day off, so they'll be posting all day. It just sucks not even having a fair shot at getting back in after working so hard. Whatever, I knew it was coming. What a way to top off my final alias game, wish I could have gone out with more of a bang.